What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples...

Sneaking out a, Jewish child..

We, better get some support before someone thinks we are nuts.

Yes, dear I'm wrong.. Again

I like God is love and lives within you.

So I suppose the bible sayth alot of things.

Why do girls put on perfume and wear makeup.

Well I like God is love and lives within you.

Lose lips shimk ships.

But sometimes it is a, life saver to lie

Why do women wear makeup and put on perfume..

Bible.. Hm.?

Innocent before proven guilty

If your wife asks does my butt look big in these pants.

Your going to be alright just relax

What did one boob say to the other boob

If anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

Your Lord your God sayth if anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

You shall not bear false witness.

This isn't going to, hurt.

I don't like

Maybe leave out

Deuteronomy 17

Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

I see God waving away at me from a silhouette of flowing light when I close my eyes.

I don't like religions.

But this is not

What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples of when it is appropriate or inappropriate to lie? Does the Bible address this issue?